Good Early Evening From Jane On Main....
I just love a train wreck..don't know if I am just fascinated by human nature and what makes people tick or if these train wrecks make me feel like I am the most sane, grounded & level headed girl around (adjectives not normally used to describe me)!!!! I am way to chicken to go to jail, although in Lindsey's case, I may consider a trip to the "big" house". She won't be mixing it up with the other prisoner's so she gets to stay in her cell where she can sleep, read a few scripts, exercise, think. She doesn't have to worry about what she looks like so if she skips a day or two in the showers, not a big deal. Her meals will all be made for her, maybe not gourmet but for the rest of us this would be a great opportunity to lose a few pounds before emerging into the spotlight upon a release. I even hear there is a million dollars on the table for her to write about her "horrifying" experiences in the big house. If she is feeling lonely she can fake a suicide or depression attack and make her way over to the jail hospital, like her pal Paris before her, where she can then lay around in a more comfy bed and watch TV. Hey, not a bad way to check out for a while and get some rest.
Poor, poor, poor Lindsey, my heart bleeds but we keep this girl in the spotlight. We keep her thinking she is way more relevant then the war in the middle east, more newsworthy then the Gulf disaster, more controversial then extending unemployment benefits for over a million of our neighbors but hey.....maybe not as talked about as our Mel..... It's like the housewives of where ever, NY, DC, OC, CC, where ever I am watching! It will never seize to amaze me what some people will do for 15 minutes of fame....ie; balloon boy, hello wackadoo's!!!!!! You could just look at that father and see him salavating for the camera!! Train Wreck, ballon boy, celebrity rehab, bad girls club.....I'm Watching!!!!! I need some mindless entertainment!
OK, can't even go to the Mel thing, way too much material there and someone needs to run the coffeehouse here in Pearl River. Speaking of, we have our book club this Friday night 7:30pm so if you are in the neighborhood pop by. We usually have a very interesting group with interesting conversation after the book.
Stay tuned for more.....Jane
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