I think I have writers block.. but how is that possible when I have so much useless information in my head.. like - Eugene went to jury duty this week - I always thought Jury Duty was an interesting study in human beings.. seriously - so people I know love jury duty.. me, not so much.. so I decided to make a list of things and situations that might get you thrown off Jury Duty.
1. Keep correcting your name when they pronounce it incorrectly - unless your name is Smith, Jones, or Kim...
2. You could say "I save lives" - it would be horrible if my terminal patients could not get a hold of me.
3. I'm a cop
4. I'm a fireman
5. I work for the District Attorney
6. I'm getting married!
7. Ah.. the overeager Juror who will change their vacation plans with his entire family
8. "You know, I am currently involved in another lawsuit"
9. In the event of a personal injury case - tell them you work for an insurance company
10.... My favorite.. "Hi there.. my name is Eugene"
Peace out my fellow coffee ants.
Melissa
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
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