I know I know.. where have I been - I have no excuse, really. My child had so many snow days, one would think I would have a few minutes to write some things down.. but no.. that so did not happen. None the less, I am back - So without further a due.. here we go..
Ah March- time for spring, time for flowers, time for daylight savings - ok, I love all of this but why is there still snow on my front lawn? I always get this way this time I year I think - after having sooo much snow this year, most of my friends are ready for the better weather - but this is what cracks me up - It will start getting warmer, and the flowers will bloom, I can finally clean up my nasty looking yard - (seriously, it looks like crap) and tell my child to play outside for hours after school - and then I will talk to someone and they will complain that it is starting to get too hot. Seriously? Come on - You complained about the winter and but now the spring weather - really?
So I am trying to figure out something good to say to nip that behavior in the bud.. get it.. bud, flower, spring.... I kill me. So... this is where I need a bit of help -
What is a good comeback when someone complains about the beautiful spring weather?
Here is one I just came up with.. "well at least you are not "bipolar" like the Malibu Messiah, Charlie Sheen -
This should be good-
Peace out kiddies...
M-
given enough coffee, I could rule the world
